Social Media is a Prick

I find online internet Polls and contests to be distasteful. The person who deserves to win is never the person who wins. It’s always the person with the most Facebook active friends that win. they’ll spam like buttons and spread messages far and wide in hopes of getting as many people as possible to blindly click like on a contest that nobody actually pays attention to.

You’d think that with all the technology available in the world, with all the advancements we’ve made on the internet in the past few years that they’d manage to make these contests fairer on the contestants who due to work constraints or other engagements are unable to dedicate their lives to spreading their message far and wide.

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An Excuse to Use Big Words and Sound Impressive

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, I think that’s how the saying goes. In that case considering how absent I am from here most of the time all of you must be obsessed with me by now. as long time readers will no doubt know my writing schedule is a delicate beast that usually ceases to exist in entirety if anything disturbs it’s careful balance of nonchalance and partial commitment.

 

Thus it was that upon the notice that I was to work 2 nights on a set that I discovered that I would have to postpone my writing for two days whilst I engaged myself in the quiet act of sleep during the day.

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Salty Testicles of the Apocalypse

Fuck shit cunt ass motherfucking ball sucker. FUCK YOU!!!! Jesus Mother fucking christ I am pissed off with my computer today. If I didn’t know better. if I was not an educated human being of what I believe to be at least moderate intelligence then I would swear that my computer was sentient and it has all the emotional maturity of a four year old. every single fucking time I change some piece of hardware in my computer it decides that it would be far too boring to make my life easy and just change out the hardware….NOOOOOOO instead I get to deal with shit like a harddrive failing to initialise. My Graphics card could have decided it doesn’t want to work anymore, my power supply could have exploded, my boot drive could have come to the sudden realisation that it doesn’t know how to boot itself…all of these are problems I know how to fix but no my computer has to find something new to annoy me with.

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Walking Around

I started my journey into the world of film 3 days ago as an extra on an advert. I was meant to tell all of you this on friday but writing did not seem like a viable option to me at the time because my bed was having a conversation with me about how comfortable it was.

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Impulse Purchase

For the first time in a while I feel like I have direction and motivation and other words ending in tion. The added “responsibility” of setting up a second blog has given me some more diversity in my writing scope which seems to be keeping me on a slightly more regular writing schedule.

However I don’t think this is going to help this blog much because as it turns out I far prefer writing about space than my real life which pales in comparison to meeting interesting aliens and flying spaceships.

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Never hurt you again

This short piece was inspired last night in part by a story I was told by a friend as well as a general inspiration from another friend of mine. I’m not going to mention names in case they’d get embarrassed but they will know who they are especially since I am going to tell them. Everyone enjoy.

 

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Oh God I’m doing more shit with youtube

I got a new phone yesterday courtesy of my wonderfully generous father. Hi Dad *waves*. This phone being sexier than Cheese on being eaten seductively by a women naturally has the ability to film full HD 1080p video which I am taking advantage of to start uploading regular videos. This one is crap but it’s a first attempt so give me some time to find my style with this shtick. This also took me 6 hours to upload because of my atrociously hideously slow internet so hopefully next time I upload I’ll be able to use some faster internet. anyway here’s the video.

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Food and Science Fiction

I’ve had one of those revelations…the kind that usually lasts about as long as my attention span so lets hope my ADD is feeling tame enough this week that I can turn this particular revelation into a talent. This Revelation is the same revelation that I have most of the time and that’s that I should be posting far more regularly which I don’t because your mother doesn’t love you or because I’m lazy and distracted. I forget, all I know is she did not seem to want to talk about you last night while I was showing her the correct way to irrigate a colon.

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Just Venting

A mosquito has been living on my second monitor for the last 8 hours or so, I think it’s a mosquito anyway, it has long legs and wings and a penchant for pissing me off but judging from its lack of interest in my blood I may be wrong.

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I’m in an Arab Country YAY!

Good evening my cattle.it seems that inspite of my extreme laziness, the worlds worst internet and the fact that I am currently sitting In on a hard wooden chair in a kitchen in Lebanon.

Lebanon is a fascinating country, it was torn apart by war for the better part of 20 years and is a brilliant example that war solves nothing. At first glance and from the accounts of my mother and various citizens this country, the only thing this war has achieved is a lack of city planning and the discovery of some very nice architecture from before the industrial revolution. The racial tensions between the christians and the Muslims have not been resolved and have instead only evolved into a kind of cockfight of who has the biggest religious building.

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